Featured Anti-Pokemon Site

Okay, AAPers, this month's Anti-Pokemon site is Anti-Pokemon.

His e-mail address is pikachuwilldie@aol.com if you want to e-mail him.

This webmaster charges "Pikachew" with:

Scaring small children, irritating larger children, transfering money from the U.S. to Japan, hurting small animals, causing pain and suffering to certain humans, and generally ticking people off.

...and encourages:

*Horibly mispeling his naim evry tyme u sea it
*Saying "May it be forever cursed" whenever someone mentions its name
*Boycott all picachu related products
*Beat up your friends if they don't boycott them as well
*Beat up their friends if they don't also boycott them
*Send money to my house

May I also suggest The Reasons We Hate Pokemon?

* They have a terrible theme song.
* They pollute the atmosphere.
* They perform stupid tricks.
* Team rocket, well what more can you say?
* They put themselves to sleep.
* Their mascot is a hellbent electric rat.
* One of the characters is an opera school dropout.
* The main character is a ten year old, who is madly in love with a rat.
* The whole thing is a giant hunt for merit badges.

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